CHEROKEE NATION—Having dropped out of the presidential race, Elizabeth Warren rode in solitude back to her reservation, having failed to take the land back from the pale faces."I am sorry, my people. I have failed," she said somberly, a single tear rolling down her cheek. "The white man still holds ...
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U.S.—To save time, WebMD has changed its front page to read simply, "Yep, you've got Coronavirus.""People were spending hours searching their symptoms fearing they had contracted the novel Coronavirus, and we didn't want to waste anyone's time," said a rep. "So we'll just go ahead and confirm it for...
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