BERLIN—At a special campaign appearance abroad in Berlin, Bernie made waves with an ambitious new campaign promise to rebuild the Berlin Wall.“We are opposed to some aspects of the Berlin Wall, but, you know, it’s simply unfair to say everything was bad,” Sanders said before a screaming throng of Be...
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CHARLESTON, SC—Joe Biden made the incredible claim at last night's debate that he is the last remaining survivor of gun violence on the earth."Tragically, 7,767,050,847 have been killed by gun violence in the last week alone, and I am the only one left," he said somberly, apparently oblivious to the...
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NEW YORK, NY—Planned Parenthood has endorsed Mike Bloomberg for president after learning he encouraged a pregnant woman to "kill it."The "health care but actually abortion" provider has reportedly been waiting for just the right candidate who would be willing to stand up bravely for women's rights. ...
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