LAS VEGAS, NV—Bernie Sanders took criticism for owning three houses at last night's Democratic debate. He defended himself eloquently, using the argument that "basically everyone who's not a dumb, poor person has three houses" and that "having three houses is fun and convenient."But Sanders realized...
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U.S.—Democrats are known for pushing the envelope when it comes to their presidential nominations. They are always trying to bring American politics into a new era, breaking the mold with black nominees, female nominees, and also Al Gore.Now, Democrats are taking a big risk, betting that America is ...
LAS VEGAS, NV—Local pigeon Claude Beaker was proudly wearing his new MAGA hat in downtown Vegas. "The economy is good, and there's lots of leftover bread crumbs and stuff for us pigeons," Beaker told reporters. "Trump has some personal moral failings, but the economy is doing well, and that's what m...
