U.S.—Democrats are known for pushing the envelope when it comes to their presidential nominations. They are always trying to bring American politics into a new era, breaking the mold with black nominees, female nominees, and also Al Gore.Now, Democrats are taking a big risk, betting that America is ...
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LAS VEGAS, NV—Local pigeon Claude Beaker was proudly wearing his new MAGA hat in downtown Vegas. "The economy is good, and there's lots of leftover bread crumbs and stuff for us pigeons," Beaker told reporters. "Trump has some personal moral failings, but the economy is doing well, and that's what m...
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AUSTIN, TX—Right-wing satirist Jacob Chumbley was having trouble coming up with a new article. “It’s like, what do I make fun of,” Chumbley said. “I mean, Trump is always Trump -- I don’t know what else to say about that. There’s the Democratic presidential primary, but I feel like I’ve done everyth...
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LAS VEGAS, NV—Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg took quite a beating in last night's debate and was rushed to a nearby Las Vegas hospital. Of course, a normal-sized hospital and normal-sized ambulance are far too large for the miniature billionaire, so he was rushed to a very tiny hospital in a ...
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LAS VEGAS, NV—Local pigeon Claude Beaker was proudly wearing his new MAGA hat in downtown Vegas. "The economy is good, and there's lots of leftover bread crumbs and stuff for us pigeons," Beaker told reporters. "Trump has some personal moral failings, but the economy is doing well, and that's what m...
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AUSTIN, TX—Right-wing satirist Jacob Chumbley was having trouble coming up with a new article. “It’s like, what do I make fun of,” Chumbley said. “I mean, Trump is always Trump -- I don’t know what else to say about that. There’s the Democratic presidential primary, but I feel like I’ve done everyth...
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LAS VEGAS, NV—Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg took quite a beating in last night's debate and was rushed to a nearby Las Vegas hospital. Of course, a normal-sized hospital and normal-sized ambulance are far too large for the miniature billionaire, so he was rushed to a very tiny hospital in a ...
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