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BURLINGTON, VT—Bernie Sanders has been fired from the Bernie Sanders campaign for refusing to work even a few hours a week.The campaign released a statement Monday confirming that Bernie Sanders has been let go."I'm sorry, Bernie, but we're gonna have to let you go," said assistant campaign manager ...
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WASHINGTON, DC—With new staff being added to his flourishing campaign every week, Joe Biden's advisory staff has devised a new guideline for women on the team: wearing backward wigs.Campaign advisor Shelly Turlock explained, "While Joe is known for his 'come up behind you and affectionately smell yo...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Standing on the White House lawn with the black and white striped mascot next to him, President Donald Trump made it official: the Hamburglar has been pardoned of his crimes. "It's long past time a great injustice was corrected," Trump told the gathered press. "The only thing the Ha...
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BURLINGTON, VT—Bernie Sanders has been fired from the Bernie Sanders campaign for refusing to work even a few hours a week.The campaign released a statement Monday confirming that Bernie Sanders has been let go."I'm sorry, Bernie, but we're gonna have to let you go," said assistant campaign manager ...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, DC—With new staff being added to his flourishing campaign every week, Joe Biden's advisory staff has devised a new guideline for women on the team: wearing backward wigs.Campaign advisor Shelly Turlock explained, "While Joe is known for his 'come up behind you and affectionately smell yo...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Standing on the White House lawn with the black and white striped mascot next to him, President Donald Trump made it official: the Hamburglar has been pardoned of his crimes. "It's long past time a great injustice was corrected," Trump told the gathered press. "The only thing the Ha...
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