NEW HAMPSHIRE—After an astounding victory against Democratic rivals in the New Hampshire primaries, Bernie Sanders expressed his thanks to an adoring crowd of Bolsheviks and college students. Also present was a contingent of lying dog-faced pony soldiers, who flipped their support to Bernie after Bi...
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U.S.—After disastrous fourth- and fifth-place showings in Iowa and New Hampshire, Joe Biden is considering a complete change in strategy. “This primary is pure malarkey,” Biden told reporters, using the harshest language he knows. “We’re no longer even participating in it. Instead, we’re going to sw...
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U.S.—Andrew Yang seemed like a reasonable candidate for the Democrats -- but he may have been a little too reasonable.Yang suggested that politics could use more civility, causing an outraged mob of activists to chase him out of the primaries and vow to take him down. The tech candidate's extreme po...
