WASHINGTON, D.C.—Just one day after his acquittal of both articles of impeachment, President Donald Trump has announced a new memoir: If I Did It.Trump says the book contains theoretical conjecture over what he would have done had he actually committed the abuses of power he was accused of."I didn't...
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DES MOINES, IA—Elizabeth Warren got off her private jet in Iowa this week and was horrified to see someone taking video. Some politicians would consider providing an explanation for hypocritical behavior like this, or, a lot more rarely, even changing their lifestyles to align with their stated beli...
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senate Republicans have acquitted President Trump in his impeachment trial, as both parties have reached an agreement. In the agreement, Trump will receive absolutely no punishment over the Ukraine phone call and in return Trump will not change his behavior in any way.“I’m awesome. ...
