Legal experts determined that in the real world, Goldilocks would be guilty of petty theft (of porridge), criminal damage (breaking a chair) and trespassing on the bear's property. Liable for fines and/or up to 14 years in prison (depending on the state). http://www.dgaalaw.com/dgaablawg/illinois-criminal-civil-attorney-bear-v-goldilocks
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Legal experts determined that in the real world, Goldilocks would be guilty of petty theft (of porridge), criminal damage (breaking a chair) and trespassing on the bear's property. Liable for fines and/or up to 14 years in prison (depending on the state). http://www.dgaalaw.com/dgaablawg/illinois-criminal-civil-attorney-bear-v-goldilocks
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