Cute, but most of it doesn't rhyme, and very little of it scans, so it can't actually be sung. (Try it - I did.) Even reading it is awkward. No one is very good at this. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-very-model-of-a-modern-age-millennial #I-could-fix-it #but-obviously-I-won't #minds