Tessa TNT 🔥
Years ago, I met Tessa Fowler in Columbia, South Carolina. She was a waitress at Hooters while I was in town on a business trip. She served my table, and started flirting immediately. She asked me what I was doing after lunch, and I mentioned I had tickets to the big Gamecocks vs. Clemson game that night, they were local rivals. She playfully told me to pick her up after work.
I didn’t.
At nineteen, she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen — cute, fiery, and unforgettable. But she was 19... and I was old enough to know better. I told her that one day, if I ever created a character for a novel, it would be based on her. She smiled, served me my lunch, and walked away. Upon leaving, another waitress gave me my check. And I never saw Tessa again. Apparently, she was hurt over the rejection.
Years later, while searching for redhead references for my character, I found Tessa by accident. She had become a cam girl.
That real-life spark she had became Tessa TNT — the seductive, sharp-tongued, late-night host of the Rock God Universe, a dark, erotic, and wildly addictive book series. This page is both a tribute and a live-action version of Tessa Fowler.
Why a live version?
Because some people don’t do cartoons.
This is my official introduction and a place for maximum exposure. (Note: She never gave me permission. I tried contacting her multiple times.)
After finishing my novels, I started working on a illustrated adaptation.
You can read the introduction to that here:
🔗 https://www.webnovel.com/book/35890334200079005/96354835393214517
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