Effie's Balloon Party

SUNDAY FUNNIES for May 31, 2026 B.C.-- Cave man chops a block of ice off a glacier, loads it on sledge pulled by horse back to village. By that time, it has shrunk to an ice cube. Customer orders one martini on the rocks, price 1,000 clams. BIZARRO-- Gingerbread boy and girl...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for May 24 2026 HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND! Happy Cookouts! 1 AND DONE-- Dark Vader poses for photo, tells photog, "Make sure you get my dark side." ANDY CAPP-- Vicar gets a promise from Capp that he'll stay off the ale for just one week. So Andy goes to pub and...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for May 17, 2026 AUNTY ACID-- (May 11) I remember when 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' was just a book title and not my life. (hey, me too, Aunty!) BEETLE BAILEY-- Sarge threatens to promote Beetle to private second class. Beetle is horrified, says, "No! That...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for May 10 2026 HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! (In some cases, the Sunday comic for a given strip was lacking the gag, so I used the Saturday edition.) ANDY CAPP-- Flo asks Andy if there's any chance of him coming home early one night and surprising her. Andy, a considerate...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for May 3, 2026 ANDY CAPP-- Andy, with a bandaged nose, is in court (again) for brawling. Andy's lawyer tries to argue that it's a case of mistaken identity due to the gloomy, misty weather. But the judge notes that the fight happened inside the bar! so Andy is out...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for April 26 2026 ANDY CAPP-- Andy in fighting with Nosher for calling him a short, boozy, cheating, worthless scrounger. Bartender tells Chalkie that Nosher's playing with fire by calling him short. AUNTY ACID-- At this point I don't know if coffee is a hobby or...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for April 19 2026 ANDY CAPP-- Andy falls in canal again but splishes his way home. Asks Flo if she'd ever remarry if he'd sunk. Flo assures him there'd be no chance of that. Not because she'd never find another fella like him, but because she's afraid she...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for APRIL 12 2026 AUNTY ACID-- (Sat.) You think you know stress? When I was growing up, if you missed a TV show you missed it forever. GONE. BLONDIE-- Son pays back the twenty he borrowed last week, then promptly borrows it again for his date tonight. "Thanks,...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for APRIL 5 2026 ANDY CAPP-- Andy is steamed at Chalkie when he messes up at the darts doubles competition. Tells Flo he's not talking to Chalkie anymore after the fiasco. But Flo asks how's he gonna mooch beers off him in future? So Andy goes over to Chalkie's how...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for March 29 2026 AUNTY ACID-- I used to think that alcohol and coffee were 'grown up drinks' ... Now I realize that water is actually the real grown up drink. BEETLE BAILEY-- Sarge dreams he has an extra-large pizza delivered, which is about as long as a car....See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for March 22 2026 AUNTY ACID-- Do you suffer from chronic shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Ask your pharmacist about tequila. B.C.-- Cave man hits golf ball, which blasts a squirrel out of a tree, hits a bird, then bounces off a frog before...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for March 15, 2026 1 AND DONE-- Cowboy is sitting by a campfire in the middle of kitchen floor. Explains to lady of the house that the microwave is broken. AUNTY ACID-- Does anyone else tell their pets, "I'll be back soon" when you leave the house, or is that just...See more