Journalist/Author
Alma Mater: Saint Bonaventure University
Phone: 716-479-8921
Email: [email protected]
BOOK CATALOG:
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF HOMER SIMPSON - 2004
NO TIME FOR TEARS: TALES TO BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT TO - 2007
UP TO MY EYEBALLS IN SUNSHINE - 2013
IT WAS MY TURN: HOW I LOST AND WHY IT'S YOUR FAULT - 2017
SOMETIMES SHIT HAPPENS - 2018
THE SEXY MISADVENTURES OF FELLATIO STEVENS - 2018
THE BUCKET LIST OF PUBERT G. WILLIAMS - 2018
GET THE SENSATION - 2020
https://app.thebookpatch.com/BookStore/up-to-my-eyeballs-in-sunshine/0ccc7ee0-c765-4705-9803-97cc21dacd14
Frequent /r/unixporn lurker, high schooler, a man of culture. I don't really like politics so I'm just gonna brighten up your day with shitposts or other various things.
I also write websites sometimes and programs in C++, but I'm shit at it.