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Bronze
$1.25 - 1 token per month
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sharks with laser beams on their heads
Silver
$2.5 - 2 tokens per month
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Lawyer funding if the mission is compromised before phase 2
Gold
$3.75 - 3 tokens per month
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Air conditioning for evil underground lair
Platinum
$5 - 4 tokens per month
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Top quality goons for me to use at my discretion
Epic
$6.25 - 5 tokens per month
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Your name will be added to the "scum to spare" list. You will be permitted to dwell in the wasteland
Ultimate
$7.5 - 6 tokens per month
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Become my evil accomplice and share in the benefits of absolute world domination
Galactic
$12.5 - 10 tokens per month
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In the unlikely event of my death, you and your family will be buried in the Grand Pyramid along with my body. Here you will be able to bask in my eternal greatness for all time