Life as zilla, told by zilla

I’m here to share some of the laughs, tears and wtf moments that occur in my lifestyle. I don’t consider myself extraordinary but my life is far from ordinary. I smoke a lot of chronic so the erratic nature of my eccentric personality will shine through. 

Spent 3 1/2 years working as the lowest level employee at Hardee’s through high school 😂 not one promotion

High School Graduate (barely) I’m convinced I learned more from watching tv than school. Hollywood pays a lot of money for realism... just saying. 

Almost completed a semester of college but that’s a whole other story 😂 well, time wise. I got credit for a typing course... maybe. 

Spent 3 years figuring out everything the government told me was bullshit and spent the next 5 years in time out cuz it didn’t matter. 

Fresh start, stretch and I’m conservative fundraising. Within 2 years I was managing my own site til 2010... 7 years and poof. House, cars, everything... pooof.

1 year in HVAC/plumbing

3 months credit card processing sales

Opened a 25,000 square foot indoor airsoft arena. Operated one year, bad location. (Story again for another time)

Dealt black jack and poker at a casino for a year. (Insane)

Took on director of operations at a precious metals firm. Spent 4 1/2 years watching the commodity im betting my home on diminish and eventually just plateau. 

I acquired a natural skill for how algorithms for data can be disrupted by social exploits in fledgling social media apps. Worked for a cannabis social media site for a year but the box they wanted me was smothering me. 

Now here we are with fresh start #17 maybe?