A Message To All Trolls: I Challenge Any and All To a Music/Writing Competition

You've all encountered them. Big and small, I've seen them all. Most are small and insignifigant. They come here with little to no subs, throw basic bitch primate insults and flee to the void when confronted. Sometimes, in the case of idiot posing as me as @xylenbutthertz, they embarass themselves with childish schoolyard insults continuously like a moth to the flame. Whether paid government assets or simply morons, the trolls come in all shapes and sizes.

So from now on I hereby challenge all you trolls to a music competition using ONLY REAL INSTRUMENTS. The qualifications have to be that you can ACTUALLY play an instrument OR sing/rap. We can do this via Skype or we can upload videos. Either way video footage has to be of YOU playing an instrument, and then we can decide on a third party to judge. I can see from here most of you trolls have no friends, so looks like I can choose from one of my MANY MANY Minds friends to judge. I also challenge you all to a WRITING contest: Short Story, Poetry, songs, whatever. To be read over onto video camera and uploaded, or posted as a blog. This will also be judged by a third party. As I can see from many of your 'brilliant' comments on here (lol), I'm sure you'll all do juuuuuuuust fine. So how about it, dilweeds? Will any of you accept my challenge or are you cowards?

P.S: From now on, any and all trolls who fuck with me will be listed on here and this post will be periodically boosted to call you out. See ya later, bitches!

Troll Wall of Shame (so far):

@xylenzbuttherts @mstreetch @dominicblais @rumbusparable @ninjarex1 @PsychoticPhilosophy @MonkeyBoneFan54 Jonathan Hodges

There's many more but that's all I can think of right now.

BTW: Refusal to accept my challenge and reply instead with moronic, unintelligent insults will reveal you to be the bitch and automatic loser. Probably cuz you know I would kick your ass. What are you, chicken? BAWAWK BAWAWK BAWAWK!