The Justin Trudeau Scandal
The world we live in is a dark and scary place. In recent time, I have sunk in depths of mental illness from thoughts of a potential target on my back for the things I believe in. And as we watch the sunrise of 2020, it’s arguably the worst it’s ever been. One by one, everyone is dropping like flies. People are being falsely accused and careers are being shattered over trivial outrage. The latest victim of this ugly phenomenon certainly raises an eyebrow, and even though a huge grin was on my face when I received the notification, I have to defend this with every fiber of my being. Prime Minister and man-child, Justin Trudeau was in the news today, because someone with nothing better to do, dug up an old photograph of Justin depicted in brown face. during a party at a private school he was teaching at circa 2001.
I actually have no idea how the left is reacting to this since the news just dropped, and it certainly will be interesting to see this unravel. But if we lived in a perfect world, then social justice warriors would have a wake up call and would decide to shut their fucking mouths and stop ruining people’s lives just because people did something careless in the past. I mean seriously, liberals have been worshiping this man’s feet for years, Trudeau is a pillar of pure class, everything America should strive to be. So, what in the hell is going to happen now? Because the dead is turning against each other. And it’s not just the democrats I have a bone to pick with. Trudeau’s fists were down, and his rival candidate took the opportunity to take a swing at him, which is also stupid. Andrew Scheer, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada criticized the Prime Minister’s past antics to remind the world how noble he is. Which is something that irks the hell out of me. Conservatives are always gloating that they’re perfect human beings. Want to know my honest opinion on the matter? Who the hell cares. I personally don’t see the racism in what he did. Sure, in the nineteenth century, blackface was totally racist. But, the man-child was actually engaging in some weird cosplay fetish thingy (I’m not here to judge). His makeup and attire was actually genuine, not mocking.
This is a topic that was mentioned in Dave Chappelle’s new stand up special Sticks & Stones that people are losing their minds over. Dave touched on the recently coined cancel culture that is rearing its ugly head in Hollywood. Louis C.K, Kevin Hart, and Michael Jackson were all part of Dave’s material, and it was something that needed to be talked about. I’m not even going to talk about the obvious, that people shouldn’t lose their careers just because there are stains in their past. I would rather point out how amusing it is to watch the left self-destruct. One of the things that is hilariously stupid that the democratic platform does is lump black and gay people together as if it’s the same thing. Gina Chérélus, a fact checker for The New York Times was recently swallowed by the mob for a bunch of old tweets that playfully mocked lesbians. What’s funny about this is that Gina is black. And of course, you got Kevin Hart going through the same thing. Maybe a year ago, the black community was protected by the left, but now, the LGBT is slowly becoming the golden child. The fact that democrats are dropping the ball and losing track who the hell is considered a victim class in their sad identity political pool warrants a chuckle or two.
The big take away from this is that social justice warriors suck. Anyone who can sleep at night knowing they just single highhandedly destroyed somebody’s life, deserves to have the embarrassing reputation that they get. Let’s be real here, nobody likes these mother fuckers, even sensible democrats (classic liberals is what I think they want to be called). It’s just for some reason, everything the SJWs are doing somehow seeps into the democratic platform. Just look at the cirque du soleil show that is the Democratic Debates that we unfortunately had to sit through this year (at least they were pretty entertaining for the wrong reasons). But! believe it or not, social justice warriors are actually bringing people from all sides of the political spectrum together, because everybody loves making fun of them. So, at least they’re ironically good for something. But seriously, Justin Trudeau, what you did wasn’t insensitive in the slightest. But you will still apologize, because you’re hung like a field mouse. All jokes aside, we all have skeletons in our closet, and these past couple years, I have learned to be slow to judge. I would want nothing more than for someone to show me mercy because I’m a mess. He who is without sin, cast the first stone.