I was born. I went to grade school. Middle School. High School. Community College. Got Associate's. Worked in Yellowstone a couple times. Worked at a gas station. Worked as a janitor. Joined the Air Force. Got another Associate's. Got the hell out of the Air Force because it sucked. Got engaged to a girl. Got dumped by a fiance. Obtained a Bachelor's Degree of Science in Political Science, with Minors in Education, History, and Writing. Working at a job far lesser than potential, considering education background. Wrote a book. Self-published the book. Like 2 copies sold so far.