Why Tide Pods Taste Even Better Than Candy

Where do I even begin? You eat candy and it makes your teeth nasty and dirty.  Bite into a Tide Pod and you will get an explosion of tasty detergenty goodness in your mouth, as well as getting your teeth cleaned.  I mean, just look at these pearls. They are just so appetizing, I just want to eat a handful of them RIGHT NOW!

To anybody who reads this and has the urge to try them, I strongly encourage you, give Tide Pods a try. These delicious treats will never let you down.  I hear they also cure cancer, but they also said that about marhuanas and look how that turned out. Injecting marhuanas makes you immediately start violently murdering people.  Tide Pods make your teeth clean.