All the creepy hair sniffing and inappropriate touching aside... If I wanted to spend a weekend in Vegas and Biden offered to babysit while I'm gone... (No secret service or Jill)... Just Joe (who reportedly had to move his dogs to Delaware because he couldn't care for them) There is no way on God's green earth I would allow that... They would stick a fork in a light socket on his watch... Trump would just fatten them up with some fast food.