Junior high school band memory: some guys in a band, somehow, heard I was a self-styled lyricist and asked me to contribute the words to a song of theirs called "Rockin' Halls" which was supposed to be about going to a Bee Gees concert, killing the Bee Gees, and using their instruments to play the self-same song being written. (I think that last bit may have been my conceptual contribution.) I gave it a shot, but didn't pass muster. "Your lyrics suck, dude," they said.