So there I was, dreaming, riding along in a car with someone who's identity I can't recall when suddenly the sky grew dark and storm clouds swirled about. Pieces of buildings and such flew about around us as the sky was alight with explosions, missiles, and various military craft - basic end of the world shit. As we became airborn I looked to my companion, shrugged and said "well I guess I can say "nigger" and "faggot" now." At that moment a bunch of super heroes appeared and ripped the canopy off the car and one announced in his big hero voice "It's NEVER okay, citizen", at which point the dream faded into a scene like a TV public service announcement with the heroes standing lined up beside each other like a Marvel comic book cover, hands on hips proclaiming once again "it's never okay, even when you are alone, citizen". Then I woke up.
To be honest this is an entirely believable PSA that I expect to see eventually.