My inane statements

Hey diddle diddle that cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over them moon The little dog laughed to see such fun AND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOOOOOOOOON!

When I was at school I invented a game called cheese monster, I took some cheese out of my sandwich and threw it over a wall into the road and yelled CHEESE MONSTER. This carried on for months and the other kids thought it was funny, sometimes they joined in. One day we had a...See more

My cat likes garlic dip

Trying to delete google things is hard work.

Cheap coffee tastes good with a drop of rum or something, cocoa nibs also help.

Sometimes I eat frozen peas