The Best Freakout of 2018

Oh my goodness, I just love this video.  I've watched it over and over again and it never fails to make me laugh.

This freakout took place in a vape shop called Xhale City, located in Tucker, GA.  A white guy wearing a Trump shirt and a black MAGA hat walked into the vape shop, and the cashier, a pudgy ginger neckbeard, told him to GTFO.  MAGA dude starts recording, refuses to leave and gets into a verbal argument with the ginger neckbeard while a bewildered black guy looks on.  Ginger guy absolutely loses his shit and starts screeching like a bitch.

It went viral and now everybody, including yours truly, has something to say about it.

Most of us right-wingers are laughing at the ginger soyboy and his epic temper tantrum.  Centrists and other virtue-signaling douchebags, however, are saying that there are no good guys here, and that the MAGA dude is no better.

Yeah, no.  That's bullshit, and I'll tell you why.

Confession time:  I've worked retail before.  I've worked at Walmart, a gas station and a hardware store.  I've also worked in a call center.  I've even done tech support.  I know my way around customer service jobs.  I don't necessarily like it, but I know my way around it.

First of all, the vape shop employee doesn't own the establishment.  If he did, that would have been a slightly different story, but he doesn't.  Therefore, does he really have a right to kick someone out because he doesn't like their attire?  I can tell you that I wouldn't have had that power while working at Walmart or any other retail establishment.  If I didn't like what someone was wearing, tough titties.  My job was to serve the customer, regardless of how I felt about him.

Second thing is, the customer in question didn't start off as exceptionally disruptive or abusive.  I've got a thing for watching public freakouts on YouTube, and a lot of customers do act like utter fools and yet the employees never kick them out or threaten to call the police when they really should have.  However, that's not the case with this video.  MAGA guy begins recording because he's obviously bewildered and amused by the fact that his attire triggered some soyboy leftist so badly that he was told to leave.  This obviously doesn't happen every day.

So let's pretend that the MAGA guy did something to antagonize the employee, other than his attire.  And let's assume that the employee was well within his right to tell the guy to leave (well, he still kind of was, but whatever).  MAGA guy doesn't leave - instead, he doubles down and begins recording.  What does an employee do in that situation?

Well, it's not to start screaming like a demented idiot.  The employee kept threatening to call the cops but never did.  You only have to say it once.  If the customer does not leave, do not argue, do not scream, do not pace around crazily, bitching about how Trump is a racist and a sexist or whatever.  Call the police.  Then, if you feel safe enough to do so, take care of any other customers.  The black guy just stood there this whole time, probably shocked at what was unfolding before his very eyes.  I'd have been cracking up (and recording).

I know that working retail basically sucks, and I haven't always been the perfect employee, mostly due to my extreme social anxiety.  But there's no excuse for this kind of behavior.  

So, the situation escalates because the employee keeps acting like a fool.  The customer starts to get pretty angry because of how stupid the employee is acting.  I can't blame him.  All the employee had to do is get him the item he wanted, ring him up and send him on his way.  He could have talked shit about him to the next customer, the black guy, and he'd still have his job.

By the way, the vape shop got a lot of bad reviews, and they put out a statement saying that the guy was fired, and that his conduct was unacceptable.  Their response was pretty solid, so please...no more hate reviews, okay?

This, combined with the other ridiculous freakout, the tranny guy at GameStop, has spawned some funny memes.

I'd play this game, I really would.

If I had any coding or development skills, I'd make a game called Social Justice Kombat, a tribute to Mortal Kombat (I loved that game when I was a kid) and it would definitely feature these two as characters.

It's also been remixed:

This will never not be funny.  You can read more about it at Breitbart.