Episode 3 - DWMW (simple first edit)

A Script for An Episode of Dude Where's My Wallet featuring Jolly Lama's unique mushrooms

Fade in:
INT. DAN AND MIKE'S APARTMENT - DAY
Dan and Mike are sitting on the couch, smoking a joint and working on their laptops.

MIKE(looking at his laptop):
Hey Dan, have you seen this message from Jolly Lama?

DAN(shrugging):
No, what does it say?

MIKE:
That his selecting the genetic anomalies causing the shroom phenomenon in his lab up on the Holy Mountain. And he has something to show us.

DAN(eyes widening):
What? That's fucking wild, dude. We gotta go.

MIKE(laughs):
I thought you'd say that. Let's go.

Cut to:
INT. HOLY MOUNTAIN - JOLLY'S GARDEN - DAY

The Holy Mountain is shrouded in an ethereal mist. DAN and MIKE cautiously step into Jolly's garden, their eyes scanning the chaotic scene before them. Broken pieces of machinery and scattered tools litter the ground, a testament to Jolly's fervent experimentation. The air is thick with anticipation.

DAN: wow, the colors

MIKE: I hope he has weed in this garden

The garden itself is a mesmerizing sight. Vibrant flowers of various shapes and sizes bloom in every corner, their colors a symphony against the lush greenery. The gentle breeze carries the enchanting scent of wild herbs, infusing the atmosphere with a sense of magic. But amidst the beauty, there is an undeniable urgency.

DAN: do you feel that?

MIKE: It's coming from over there

As DAN and MIKE move deeper into the garden, their senses heightened, their attention is drawn to a captivating Blue Green Orb emitting a soft, pulsating glow from the center. Its ethereal light dances across their faces, beckoning them closer.

The garden is alive with movement and sound. Butterflies flutter gracefully from flower to flower, their delicate wings casting fleeting shadows on the ground. Birds perch on branches, their melodic songs adding to the mystical ambiance. The energy is palpable.

MIKE: (whispers) Dan, wait!

Amidst this ethereal scene, Dan and Mike's eyes are drawn to a startling sight. Jolly, the enigmatic figure they've sought, is being cradled in the arms of one of his robots. Its metallic fingers have transformed into a rubber mouth guard, delicately securing Jolly's head, providing support during his violent seizure.

DAN (concerned):
What's happening to him? Is he going to be okay?

MIKE (worried):
I don't know, but that robot seems to be doing something to help him. We need to stay calm and figure out what's going on.

They approach the scene cautiously, stepping over the scattered tools and broken machinery. Their eyes never leave Jolly's trembling form, their concern etched on their faces.

DAN (noticing the ground):
What's that goo on the ground? Did we step on something?

MIKE (looking down):
It's these mushrooms. They seem to be oozing some kind of strange substance. But let's focus on Jolly for now.

Just as they are about to retreat, their phones simultaneously buzz, indicating the arrival of a text message. They retrieve their phones and read the message together.

ON DAN AND MIKE'S PHONES: Jolly's text reads: "p 🧊🔥🦊 "

DAN (perplexed):
What does this even mean? It's like some sort of code.

MIKE (thinking):
Maybe it's a clue. Jolly must be trying to tell us something.

A brilliant white, blue, and green light suddenly emanates from Jolly's eyes, engulfing the entire garden. Dan and Mike shield their eyes, momentarily blinded by the radiant glow.

DAN (astonished): What in the world is happening?

MIKE (in awe): It's like he's transforming into pure light!

Hypnotized by the spectacle before them, they stand in awe as Jolly's body continues to radiate the captivating hues.

DAN (realization): We can't just stand here. He needs our help.

MIKE (determined): But what can we do? We can't even pry the robot's grip off him. 

Their eyes drift to the glowing mushrooms surrounding them, their illumination more pronounced amidst the brilliance of Jolly's transformation.

DAN (inspired): Wait a minute... Jolly has been experimenting with mushrooms. Maybe there's a connection!

MIKE (excited): You think these mushrooms are responsible for his transformation?

DAN (nods): It's possible. We need to understand more about them. Maybe they hold the key to helping Jolly.

They exchange glances and embark on a meticulous examination of the luminous mushrooms, determined to unravel the mystery behind Jolly's extraordinary metamorphosis.

MIKE: DAN Are we tripping? You're blending into the background.

DAN: we're either tripping or we've stepped into another dimension.

MIKE: what makes you say that?

DAN: The ethereal beings surrounding Jolly. Can you see them?

DAN and MIKE's eyes open wide with awe as they look at their friend surrounded by a white, a blue and a green ethereal being that can only be described as... eternity. 

FADE OUT.

CUT TO:
INT. BAR - NIGHT (FLASHBACK)

DAN at the 4/20 party, smoking weed and having a good time with MIKE. They are waiting for Jolly to share the news on the lastest breakthrough on their latest coding project, when Dan realizes that the crypto wallet containing all the coins for the cartel is missing.

DAN:
Fuck, dude. These are not reasonable people. They don't fuck around.

MIKE:
When was the last time you remember seeing it? 

DAN: the last I remember, 
I sent a message Jolly to meet us here and now its gone.

Cut to:
a montage of DAN and MIKE frantically searching for the lost wallet, going through their memories of the party, and retracing their steps. The tension builds as they realize the stakes of their situation.

DAN:
This isn't just about the money, dude. This is about the future. Our AI is gonna change the game, and we can't let this stupid shit set us back.

Cut to:
a shot of TWO BLADES, one of the cartel's muscle, walks into the bar, looking menacing and angry.

TWO BLADES:
You guys are having a party and didn't invite your business partners? If we gave a shit, my boss would be hurt.

DAN(nervous):
Hey man, always good to see you. Sorry, we been busy with our new coding project, sorry we been MIA. But you know...

TWO BLADES:
You would think as much weed as you smoke Dan, that you would be more chill. Relax homie, we are always watching you two smart fuckers, just in case you need our help.

Says TWO BLADES as he puts his arms around them as to increase the threat and to really let them know that he is not fucking around.

TWO BLADES: We're watching you. Don't dissapoint us.

MIKE:
Yeah, thanks dude. Can we buy you a drink?

TWO BLADES:
Naw, i'm on the clock and unlike you two crazy fucks I care about my job...
Enjoy yourselves tonight boys!

TWO BLADES releases them from his grip and walks away to exit the party.

Cut back to:
DAN and MIKE, shitting themselves and trying to play it cool and hyper focused on their new mission after what had just happened.
 

MIKE:
Don't trip, Dan. We'll find the wallet, but tonight its 4/20 dude. Blaze it and try to relax. Plus Jolly is coming, if anything can jump start your memory it's gonna be those fucking shrooms that are about to come thru...

Shot ends:
Dan and Mike staring off into the distance, looking determined and ready for shrooms to come their way.