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9 Surefire Ways to Make Your Bitch Wet (humor)

Cleavage CrumbsFeb 27, 2022, 10:00:33 AM
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Guys, follow these handy tips and you will be beating the bitches off with a broomstick instead of beating yourself off in the broom closet.

 

9 - Buy her food... bitches love da food.

8 - NEVER call her by her sister's name during the sex.

7 - Don't ask her to wear your mom's perfume.

6 - Borrow a Netflix password from one of your buddies... bitches don't like over-the-air local TV.

5 - NEVER tell her that you've rubbed one out thinking of her mom.

4 - If you can't afford proper bed sheets, at least spray a little Febreze on your bare mattress on the floor before she comes over. Bitches love the smell of Febreze and mattress sweat stank.

3 - Don't let her catch you selling her dirty underwear online.

2 - Volunteer when she needs help applying her hemorrhoidal ointment -- DON'T wait for her to ask you.

1 - ALWAYS compliment her butthole.

 

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