auditor told to go to hell

After bouncing around work wise I ended up on a program with an overrun. The manager told me to fix a three million dollar problem. My mind and body could not handle that. I ended up working on an off-Friday and took off to see the doctor. The doctor said I needed to exercise. I went and joined a gym that day and lifted a few thousand pounds of weight. I went to shower and the place stunk so I left without a shower to watch World War Z. Middle of the movie I felt something bite my foot. Getting home I thought I had a swollen ankle. So I placed the ankle up high and eat nothing did nothing Saturday and Sunday. Monday I went into work and was sick so I went to an Emergency Med clinic. They xrayed the ankle and said I was fine take some pain meds. That night I got violently ill. I threw up five to six gallons of water. I went to an ER near my apartment whatever infection was so bad that I warranted a doctor right away. They took some tests and ambulanced me over to the hospital. I spent the next seven days losing weight and on pain meds. The doctor did not like me and sent me home. My neighbors seeing me called the fire department that came over and after hearing I was in the hospital for seven days told me to walk my pain off. ‘No shit, I was there when the nurse coming to set up the antibacterial medicines saw me and gave me 15 dollars for a taxi ride to the hospital where they took a foot long three-inch deep section from my ankle up towards my knee that night because they finally found that my ankle had died. That is the moment gangrene I was there when they said flesh eating bacteria moment I survived living as a zombie in a hospital for seven days and was sent home with flesh-eating bacteria. I survived. When asked how I got my scare my story is that I was pushing my boat into the Great Salt Lake when a tiny salt lake shark came after a pregnant woman and her two kids, well I jumped in and saved them only to lose my ankle. ‘I got home being fired from my job, I was putting out resumes when my wife asked me ‘did I hear that.’ I found out that day I was deaf the antibiotics and medicine against the infection had damage my body. However, I was lucky that a neighbor putting together a zip gun had been firing the gun into the closet and missed the closet, putting the bullet through three walls and into the door frame right above my head. Lucky I still had insurance for hearing aids.

Getting my job in a different state I started throwing up I felt similar to last infection. Due to the insurance policy, I knew I needed to be back in my state for care. Flying home on the plane, the plane crew were going to set the plane down because I was so sick. Arriving in the airport, the fire crew offered an ambulance ride. Due to my prior ambulance ride costing me 3000 for six miles I said no thanks. I caught a ride to the hospital. They said they could save my foot Sunday.’ 1 AM Monday they awoke me, had me sign a paper and Tuesday I awoke without a foot. Flesh-eating bacterium again was going to get me the infection was worst than estimated on Sunday. My story when asked what happen is that I was walking with my wife in Yellowstone when a grizzly bear awoke from hibernation and came after us. I got my wife into a tree, but the bear got my foot and put me in a snowdrift to eat later, I was there moment’. Lucky or unlucky depends on how you see your life.