Friday Jokes!

Doctor's visit

An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.



He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name. In a VERY LOUD VOICE the receptionist said, "YES, I SEE YOUR NAME HERE...YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"



All of the patients in the waiting room snapped their head around to look at the very embarrassed man.



He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION.... AND I'D LIKE THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS!"

Wedding issues

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.

He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"

Safe Sex


A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.



Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?"



Grandpa replies, "Nope."



Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"



Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."