My Cat, My Eye.

One night while watching television with my life partner, the phone rings. My mother whom lives out of state had at the time called. So, instead of watching the movie, I was sitting there talking on the phone. Kolours decided that she was gonna misbehaved. Not aware to what was happening, out of nowhere Kolours runs fast across the room to which we were sitting, jumps up and slaps me in the eye twice with one paw and takes off. "WTF!" I yelled while cracking up in laughter. Mother asked me what was going on and I told her that my damn cat basically bitch slapped me for no freaking reason. Mother also creacked up laughter. Moral of this is that even tho I love my Kolours she too is an asshole.