They Found A Weird Foreign Object In My Ear Last Night And Couldn't Remove It

Everyone who knows anything about me on here knows I'm a big conspiracy guy. Its in my veins. It pulsates through much of the songs I write, of the comedy sketches I write, and so on. So when I started exhibiting early symptoms of what seems like an auto immune disease, naturally I got paranoid. Did the government do this to me? I believe in synchronicities. I believe God speaks to us in riddles, and so does the Devil. God speaks to us by giving us clues to mysteries when we least expect it, like the giant and the Man From Another Place speaking to Dale Cooper in his dreams. I have had a lot of strange experiences happen in my life, and many in the last couple years. More on that some other time.

I didn't think anything of the connection between Wi Fi radiation and my new auto immune issues until, out of the blue, a youtube video about it was recommended to me on my feed. It was a British guy talking about doing radiation experiments for the military back in the 70s and his intimate knowledge that Wi Fi is dangerous. It can cause cancers, tumors and neurological disorders in mice. So just think about what its doing to us. So that was that. God revealing a truth to me that was hidden previously. Its not enough the government is poisoning us through our food, our skies...now they are poisoning us in our homes with the very thing we take for granted. Our high speed internet. But more on that another time. Let's move on but in the meantime I suggest you all look into the dangers of Wi Fi radiation. I myself am switching to ethernet.

In addition to my recent neurological problems, which I am controlling with diet change and soon 'medicinal oils', I have also been having issues with my left ear. It felt like something was rattling around in there. Felt like wax, but I coudln't get it out. Been there for a few weeks so I decide to check it out. Yesterday was my brithday: May 3rd. I turned 33 years old. Keep that in mind. Anyway, I decided to go to the clinic to get it checked out. The GP looked at it. "Well looks like its just wax...OH WAIT. There's something in there. What the heck is that?"  he exclaimed.

"What? Really? What is it?" I asked.

"Some kind of triangular metal or plastic object." A 3 sided triangular metal object found in my ear...on May 3rd...when I turn 33 yo. You can't make this crazy shit up. And its all 100 percent true. They tried flushing my ear out like 6 times. All the wax came out but the object remained intact, whatever it was. At first, I thought it might be a piece of some old shitty earbuds that broke off in there. But when I got home, I looked at said buds and they were intact. I have no idea what this thing is. They had to make me an appointment with an ENT.

Is it an alien or Illuminati Satanic Reptillian whatever implant? I've heard of alien implants being found in folks' ears before. Could this be combining with the dangerous radiation to make me sick? I've noticed lately after an hour of using Wi Fi I get headaches and severe mind fog, like my mind is being radiated. Could this be assisting in this? I've thought for a while the government might be targeting me because they fear me. I speak the truth through my art and I'm damn good at it. Not to get all boastful Kanye on you, but I believe this to be true. Sure I'm obscure now, currently back living in the small town in WV where I grew up, but they could be targeting me pre emptively. There is a local FBI here and I've never been a fan. I hate this town in all honesty. I mean its theorized they killed Chris Corness, Chester Benington, and Avicii. Could they now be targeting more obscure underground artists too as a sort of pre emptive strike sort of thing?

It doesn't matter. They won't win. I'm healing myself with diet change and will be taking certain 'medicinal oils' soon that can heal anything. So if this is what is really going on, they won't succeed. Cuz I'm a fighter and a damn good artist. And I'm gonna keep speaking truth in my art 'til the bitter end. Peace be with you all :)

P.S.: Getting your ear flushed out is a horrible experience. It feels like a pressure washer skullfucking you with water or something. I'd think of a better analogy than that but the Wi Fi has me in a mind fog lol. So that's the best you'll get for now. I'll try and do better next time :)

UPDATE 5/4/18: An ENT just took  a look at my ear and said he couldn't find anything, that it was just light reflection. I'm not sure if I believe him or not. They are located right next to an FBI Building. They could be in cahoots together. I might try and get someone from MUFON to take a look at me.

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