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What's on your Mind, David?

Lampshade221Apr 30, 2018, 12:08:32 AM
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Speak your Mind. Roger that Batman. Random thoughts from the dark grey matter crevices in my skull. 

- The picture in the banner is a group of Texas Sage  in my back garden. They have gone crazy this season and are full of bees which are - busy as a bee.

- if you do not use your turn signal 100% of the time when you should, never complain about bad drivers. You are one.

- if you own a car with an automatic transmission, yet still use 2 feet to drive - please stop driving, because you do not know how to accomplish this task.

- if you don't like red light cameras, don't run the light and the camera will never be a factor in your life.

- if you can't recite Newton's 1st, 2nd and 3rd laws, don't act distraught that Stephen Hawking died.

- if the Spaceman in Musk's Tesla was shitfaced, could he be cited for drinking and driving? Because the car is not currently exerting a force to keep it in motion. That's one of Newton's rules for those of you that don't get it.

- if the goal isn't to remove all guns, then why are my FL politicians - directly after passing a gun control law - stating "this is just a first step"?

- no gun I own, or have ever owned, has ever shot a human. Most likely because I have never chosen to operate it in such manner.

- Huma Abedin is still married to Weiner boy. Even dropped the divorce. I guess spousal immunity is more important than kicking a disgusting white misogynist pig pedophile to the curb. But hey, Bill Clinton did marry them.

- Speaking of Bill. Hillary Clinton is still married to Bill. Another disgusting white misogynist, even though that is one of the 46 reasons she gives for losing an election.

- I want to see Trump's head DURING a hair cut. You know, when the stylist has it wet so they can cut it even. I want to know how such a thing is constructed, as I do not believe Newton or Hawking could explain the physics behind such.

- 8 years since 2010. I hope Hank Johnson (D - GA) sleeps well at night, as Guam has yet to tip over.

- speaking of candidates that can't accept losing - Roy Moore still can't accept he lost.

- fried chicken is not bad for you. And never, ever trust someone that says it is or that says they do not like it.

- this includes chicken livers.

- if you want gun control, I want the same restrictions and penalties applied for smartphone use in a car. No high capacity text groups. No semi-automatic use (talk-to-text or hands free dialing).

- if you text while driving and cause a fatal wreck, you should be charged with vehicular manslaughter or murder. Just as if you were DUI.

- also, the penalty for texting and driving should be just as steep as drinking and driving. 

- if you hate the way government functions, stop expecting them to fix everything. Einstein would call you insane for such.

- happiness only comes from you. Every situation in the world isn't messed up, evil, wrong or has some ulterior motive to destroy you. If you think in this manner, use a math approach (real math like Einstein, Newton and Hawking used..not Common Core) and find the common denominator.

- Newton, Einstein or Hawking would never use Common Core math to do their calculations. Neither would the SpaceX folks which did launch, separation and landing trajectory calculations that made those boosters come back home to the Cape perfectly.

- I have a theory which correlates the degradation of American society to the urbanization of the American population. More on that later. But basically, we aren't constructed to live like ants.