Time for Package Control!

Where is the outcry from the far left?  Packages are out of control, and it's time to take on the politicians who take money from lobbyists from FedEx and UPS!  If those politicians care more about the package lobbies than they do citizens being harmed by packages they should be voted out of office!

While this next sentence will be obvious to many people, a disclaimer is necessary since irony will be lost on the blind (or those who don't care about logic and reason and attack anyone that disagrees with them).
The point of the subject is not to make light of anyone harmed in any way by the bombings in Austin Texas, but to make light of politicians promoting their own agendas with tragedies.