Big Deal with Bigby Lupo: @Porpoiseful_Discussion
Some would say there are a lot of fish in the sea, especially in the Mariana Trench, but @Porpoiseful_Discussion is not your average fish. In fact, he’s not a fish at all but once you get baited by his dry wit and keen observations you’ll be hooked. Never afraid to speak his mind, he challenges his viewers to take arguments by degrees and exposes logical fallacies as if he were gutting a mackerel: sharp and precise. Since he broadcasts from a secret location somewhere deep within the ocean in what I reason is a coral palace filled with beautiful mermaids we could only communicate with messages sent by one brave kingfisher, may he rest in peace.
Q: You call your channel ‘Porpoiseful Discussion’ but you Sir, are clearly a dolphin. Why should we believe anything you say?
PD: "You are the first person(?) to publicly recognize that so kudos to you. To answer your question, I would never advocate for anyone to blindly trust any other person."
I’ve always found it hard to trust any creature that couldn’t smell its’ own butt though this mammal isn’t just blowing smoke out his hole. Being the creation of a former corporate manager, and two talented artists on Twitter, he is about more than interracial love with younger women and sipping Carte Noir coffee with Cinnabon creamer. His very first videos were either well-produced though eerily silent game tutorials, or the cry for help from a serial killer. In any case he began his video career under the name JxxV_Speaks with the homicidal Jason Voorhees as his avatar.
Q: A lot has been blown about over this gamer-gate issue and the mistreatment of women online. Do you think that is because most of the new games don’t feature sandwich making?
PD: "I learned nothing from GG. There's always been whores who use their bodies to get what they want and the "journalism" has been bought and paid for for centuries..."
PD: "...Also, 95% of modern games are trash anyways. If a developer wants to spend millions on Sandwich Maker 2018, more power to them."
Whether personally digging through Wiki-Leaks emails to show possible pay-for-play corruption in the Clinton staff or producing his ‘Not Advertiser Friendly' series this bottle-nosed content creator doesn’t pull back and never fails to satisfy. One of my favorites is his ‘UnMusical Reading’ of various songs, most of which are too hot for TV.
Q: A lot of people see dolphins as peaceful, intelligent creatures but a dolphin stole my wife’s iPad and raped my mentor Hank Rutherford Hill. What separates you from the rest of the thieving rapists producing commentary online?
PD: “As I recall, Hank told me he loved me while looking longingly into my eyes (almost into my soul). I wouldn't consider that rape.”
Accusations of interspecies sexual assault aside, @Porpoiseful_Discussion is probably one of the most tolerant of the life aquatic. He regularly engages in spirited conversations with most any willing to challenge him in what is mostly peaceful well-mannered debate. Rarely, it will turn into a scene from Inception; you can see the train wreck happening in slow motion as a once respectful dialogue devolves into autistic screeching. I can only imagine that since by that point @Porpoiseful_Discussion has become only an icon in a list, that we are both just enjoying watching the ensuing carnage. No matter what this dorsal-finned purveyor of provocative publications produces, I will always be sure to catch his pod cast.
Q: Your political commentary videos are keenly insightful and very well produced. Lately, you have been involved with working with other great content creators organizing live stream panel discussions. Is that because they’re easier to produce and you’re becoming a lazy wetback?
PD: “To be fair, all of my content is lazy. The livestreams are the essential part of my channel as the whole point is to show that groups of people with differing opinions can still be civil with each other and enjoy each other’s company. Civil discourse is all but dead in these times. We have 2 options. Either learn to get along or expect people to die by the millions until there is peace again.”
Time for Bigby’s Big 3, the same 3 questions I ask every one with the good sense or lack thereof to appear on this channel. These questions were created by top scientitions to uncover every hidden aspect of a person’s personality.
1.) What is your secret guilty pleasure?
PD: “Saving humans from sharks. It's not that I care about the humans. It's because sharks are just retards and I enjoy f*cking with them.”
2.) If you could kill one person, present or historic, without consequences who would it be?
PD: “No consequences? I'd kill myself, why not?”
3.) When I’m trying to PTFO and some Blueberry frags me from the tower how can I still smash Doritos while wreaking vengeance on the little Smurf before I hit that Honey Hole?
PD: “Either buy a robotic third prosthetic or by getting a girlfriend that *really* loves you.”
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