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Gnome Grown Farms 5 Weed Strain Reviews

@ChrisMadzierMar 1, 2021, 8:43:37 AM
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Sour Chem Hybrid 

THC 21%

Sour D x Chem 4

STRAIN DETAILS : Chemdog Sour Diesel (or Chem Sour) from Reservoir Seeds is a sativa-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that combines champion genetics from Chemdog D and Sour Diesel. With a sharp sour bite, Chemdog Sour Diesel has a funky fuel and earthy pine aroma that stuns the senses. Its buzzing euphoria leaves you feeling elevated and uplifted, but anxiety-prone individuals should tread carefully with this high-flying sativa. 

Sour D x Chem 4 

Goji OG

Hybrid THC 19%

Purple Goji

STRAIN DETAILS: Goji OG is a sativa-dominant hybrid bred by Bodhi Seeds crossed between Nepali OG and Snow Lotus. The flavor is as unique as the berry it's named after, offering a dynamic aroma including red berry, black cherry, strawberry, hawaiian punch, and licorice. Indoor or outdoor grows offer high yields with a flowering time of around 9 weeks.

Purple Goji 

Zkittlez 

Indica THC 19%

Zkittlez 

STRAIN DETAILS: Zkittlez is an indica-dominant mix of Grape Ape and Grapefruit that is crossed with another undisclosed strain to produce this candy-flavored strain bred by 3rd Gen Family and Terp Hogz. This award-winning combination took 1st Place at the 2016 Emerald Cup and 1st Place Indica at the 2015 Cannabis Cups in San Francisco and in Michigan. The chunky colas explode in a spectrum of light green hues and emit a sweet, tropical blend of fruit flavors. The effects of Zkittlez are calming, leaving consumers focused, alert, and happy while relaxing the body to help unwind any time of day.

Zkittlez

Dog Shit

Sativa Dominant Hybrid - 60% Sativa / 40% Indica THC: 15% - 20%

Dogshit 
Dogshit 

Dog Shit is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica) strain created through a four-way cross of the classic 

Purple Zacatecas X  Colombian Gold X  Cambodian

 X Hippie Trail Afghani strains. With its notable pungent aroma that smells just like its name suggests and a super high 15-20% average THC level, Dog Shit is one bud that you have to try at least once in your lifetime. The Dog Shit flavor isn't quite as disgusting as its smell – rather, it has a pleasant spicy berry taste with just a touch of pungency on exhale. The Dog Shit high will hit you after your first couple of hits, lifting your spirits and infusing you with a rushing sense of creative energy. You'll find yourself motivated and focused on mental tasks at hand, easily conquering anything that comes your way. A touch of physical relaxation will accompany this high, but you likely won't notice it with your level of concentration on your mental effects. In combination with its high THC level, these effects make Dog Shit perfect for treating conditions such as depression, chronic pain, headaches or migraines, and chronic stress. This bud has dense heavy spade-shaped light green nugs with dark orange hairs and a coating of golden crystal trichomes.

Dogshit

Ice Cream Cake

Indica Dominant Hybrid - 75% Indica / 25% Sativa THC: 20% - 25%

Ice Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) created through a cross of the Gelato 33 X Wedding Cake strains. With this bud, the name says it all in the flavor department. Ice Cream Cake packs a super delicious cheesy creamy flavor with a sweet nuttiness that lingers long after you finish your final toke. The aroma is of the same nature, with a light pungent effect to it that's released as the nugs are burned. The Ice Cream Cake high is just as beautiful as the flavor, with lifted and relaxing effects that will have you kicking back in no time flat. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that lift your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease, pushing out any negative or racing thoughts immediately. Soon after, a relaxing body high will start to creep into your physical form, leaving you falling deeper and deeper into a couch-locked state of sedation before you eventually begin to drift away. With these calming effects and its high 20-25% average THC level, Ice Cream Cake is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from depression, chronic pain, insomnia, and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has small dense grape-shaped forest green nugs with thick orange hairs and frosty white crystal trichomes.

Ice Cream Cake 

Okay, I listed these (Top) Least Favorite to (Bottom) Most Favorite. I'm gonna say right now there is no bad strains in this blog they are all so amazing. Gnome Grown has become the only dispensary I like to go to and I only buy the strains Gnome Grown grew themselves as they do it old school in my opinion. The taste of all these strains take me back to the 80s and 90s. If Y'all ever make it to the Portland Oregon area check out Gnome Grown Dispensaries they have 2 in the area one North PDX and their one near me in Oregon City Oregon. I hope to be writing blogs on all the strains I try and like, I won't waste my time on strains I do not like. lol Have a great Monday and first week of March 2021. 

Thank U, @ChrisMadzier