Pogdrama Appendix The Civil War
Forenote: This is a break from the main PogDrama series. I am still working on that one. The next Scenes for the England act are already planned: Scene 2, with Pog meeting with Elizabeth II, and Scene 3, with him attempting to escape England. That will still be the primary PogDrama line. This is simply a single unrelated to the rest, that also differs substantially in not having Pog as the main character. Instead this, will document the fictional great Pogmeme civil war that broke out between those users who have been part of the pogmeme series so far.
Contents
I. The Beginning
II. The First Battle
III. Treason
IV. Consumation
Characters
I Burnham Clique
- @TimoBurnham
- @Punmeistervstheworld
- @Hindudindu
- @Niggakatze
- @Dannica
- @Redhotblazinken
- @Voxix
- @Basil3HCm
II The Invading Force
- @MegaMouthGames
- @Geist2020
- @thromthebear
- @Catpachino
- @Bonkboi
- @Rabidsavage
- @JudgeCronos
- @Mycbud
- @jaebeeart
- @thunderbird141
- @minitiare_painters_apprentic
I. Beginning
Location Headquaters of the Birnham Clique. From the right the whole clique except punminster, Burnham And Voxix. From the left enters Punmiester
Punmiester: Burnham!
All: Burnham!
Burnham: enters from left Myself!
Blazinken: What's the call, Commander?
Burnham: Punmiester...
Punmiester: huh? Oh. War.
Basil: mumbels That's all....
Katze: Get the guns! Let's blast em!!!
Punmiester: Wait. You have to hear what it happening.
Basil: mumbles War. What is it good for? Absolutely, positively nothing.
Punmiester: Early this morning, we recieved a strange signal saying that Megamouth has turned on us and has joined the anti-pog. Upon investigation, it seems he is now leading a invading force toward our base. If they take over, then pog could be lost for good.
Dannica: What?
Punmiester: Yes. They are leading a force right now. They are outside the entrance to the outer base, and are already breaking it down. The outer base is very vast, however, and complex. Though they outnumber us, we should be able to defeat them before they reach the doors to the inner base. We have equal weaponry as them.
Dannica: But wait. They're our friends. We can't shoot our friends.
Katze: You don't shoot friends.
Basil: 'Tis not seemly.
Punmiester:Obviously. Hence we shall use stun guns.
Blaziken: That's a thing?
Katze: Of course that's a thing! We shoot them and they're stunned. Its like a tranquilizer or something.
Dannica: It's still shooting friends....
Punmiester: Nay. Something is wrong here. Why would they attack us. There is no reason for this, especially since they were the ones who launched the search. We aren't hunting them. We are only protecting the base, so the anti-pog can't destroy our only hope for finding him. You all want Pog back, right?
Basil: "You all"?
Everyone: Yes.
Basil: I'm here for to advance a better and more advanced, culture socialism.
Brick: What! Let me at him!
Katze and Punmiester: Hold back! Hey. Stop. holds back Brick from attacking Basil
Brick: He's socialist!
Basil: No.
Brick: Then why are you "here for the socialism"? Huh?
Basil: Social media community. It's social and ism. Socialism. A play on words? I don't know.
Brick: Is this guy stupid?
Burnham: Thick as a brick.
Basil, Brick: What?
Burnham: Sorry.
Punmiester: Time is of the essence. Please. Coordinate. We have to send out fast. Nothing unnecessary is necessary. Now on the major stuff, before I send you out.
Dannica: You aren't coming?
Punmiester: No. I will coordinate everything for Burnham.
All: Burnham!
Burnham: myself.
Punmiester: That means, we have to get to the important stuff, before you go: dress codes.
Katze: Yes.
Brick: What?
Punmiester: For males, pants: adidas. Predominantly black in color. Length must be no less than one fourth an inch from top of foot. Shirt must be pure white. Collared. Sleeves extend 1/4 arm length. Hair does not exceed four inches in length. No mullets. For females the skirt should not be higher than three inch above the knees. Color must be black. Everything should be cotton. No polyester. Blouse shall be white. Hair lenght shall be reasonable. The eyes and ears should not be obstructed. No high heels. Straight posture should be maintained at all times, with the acceptable variation in held tilt being between 0 degrees and 45 degrees. One should never bend over. Rather one should kneel. Everyone meet standards?
All: Yes.
Dannica: This is great. Everyone has matching outfits.
Blazinken: Is this really necessary for war?
Basil: fixes collar.
Brick: Seems a bit authoritarian.
Katze: Yeah! Order! I'm ready for war! Nothing gets the adrenalin flowing like a good dress code and proper posture.
Brick: Are we students somewhere? Where's the professor?
Burnham: This will boost the moral and give us a sense of unity and common purpose.
Katze: Truth!
Blizinken: Yes!
Basil: Of a certainty.
Punmiester: It's been breached. Go! Go! Go!
Everyone except Punmiester and Burnham: exit to the right
II. The First Battle
The Invaders stand outside the first entrance
Megamouth: You all know why we are here?
Giest: Because Burnham has kidnapped Pog.
Megamouth: Yes. Our closest allies have turned to the dark side. Now is our timely moment. We don't know what the anti-pog has done that this has happened. They are still friends. Hence we use only stun guns in our fight. Now is our timely moment. If we do not fight hard now, we might never see Pog again. Capturing the inner base is the only key to rescuing Pog. They have control of the land, and have strategic advantage there. Hence we must also be on guard. Anything could happen. An attack from anywhere could strike. Our higher numbers will help us. But any loss is still a loss. Hence we push hard as we can. There will be loss, certainly. But if we can reach the inner bridge, then most of the fight is over. One battle, one stretch between us and pog. Fight hard friends.
All: Yea!
Bonkboi: smashes in door. Enters first Victory my lads!
Voxix: jumps down from above Ha ha! stuns Boi
Bear: Lizard!!!
Savage: stuns Voxix
Voxix's detached tail: slams into Savage. Knocks him off bridge
Savage: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................
Cronos: Go! Go! Go!
Invaders: invade
Blaziken: La Invaders have arrived!
fighting and whatnot begins
Jeebea: LOL. They all wear matching uniform. stuned Ah!
Dannica: stunned
Smoke bomb goes off . fighting continues
Katze and Basil: moves through smoke
Kazte: What next?
Basil (holding the art of war in one hand): Well Sun Tzu says that there are nine different terrains.
Apprentice: stab stuns Kazte
Basil: stuns apprentice removes stun from Kazte
Kazte: Game over? Avenge me! falls to ground
Brick: stuns Cronos sees Katza fall. Presumes Basil did it Traitor......
Alert to Clique: Fall back. The battle is lost.
Clique disperses
Pachino: Did we win?
Bear: They've retreated.
Giest: Here!
Pachino: Anyone else?
Giest: No. Everyone else is gone.
Pachino: Everyone?
Giest: Yes. Only we are left. Megamouth is missing as well.
Pachino: No!!!
Bear: Good news Though. We pushed them back. Only Brick escaped. Everyone else was defeated. Plus we captured a good amount of their advanced weaponry. We now have enough power to destroy the inner base, if need be.
Giest: We won. Let us then move forward.
Part III Treason
Brick enters inner base from right
Punmiester: Brick?
Brick: It's a loss!
Burnham: Interesting find while you were gone. A similar signal as before gave some enlightening information. Basil is an anti-pog.
Brick: I know. He shot down Katze during the battle. Hence the whole line broke. Now everyone is gone but me.
Burnham: Not everyone.
Brick: Who is left?
Burnham: Basil is still on the field. We believe he is contacting Megamouth as we speak.
Brick: He knows all the codes. He could destroy this place instantly.
Burnham: Hence he must be eliminated.
Both look at Punmiester
Punmiester: What?
Burnham: You must go and eliminate him.
Punmiester: Assasinate Basil? You're joking?
Brick: You Communist?
Punmiester: What? No.
Brick: Then do as Burnham says. We have to guard the bridge.
Burnham: Go. He doesn't know we are on to his tricks. Hence you can do it.
Punmiester: Very well. It is only a stun. He'll be fine after a few hours. Hence the danger will be averted.
Burnham: Good man. But come back soon after. Three Invaders are coming fast. The problem is they have gotten ahold of the advanced weaponry. They could blow this whole play to pieces. Hence we will have to deploy every thing we have on the bridge to stop them. We may not even make it. But we will keep the anti-pog from taking over.
Punmiester: I will go. exists to the left
On a segment of the field
Giest: We are reaching the base, where Pog is kept. Now we go to free Pog. Yet this will mean our destruction.
Bear: We perish for an honorable cause, to destroy anti-pog for ever.
On another segment of the field
Punmiester: Basil
Basil: Ah. Punmeister. Quick. Urgent news. It turns out that. stunned Ah! Eat tu Punmeistere? falls to the ground
Punmeister: Oh Basil. I didn't mean to stab you. I didn't think you would also be a traitor. But alas. Now. Sorry. ............................................... What's in your bag here that you have been carrying? searchs bag History of the English Speaking Peoples, all four volumes. Art of War. Philokalia. A refutation of communism. Huh? He is actually not socialist or communist. Who knew? And an analog clock? Wow. He can read an analog. There is hope for civilization.
Megamouth: Alas!
Punmiester: Hold Off! Or I'll shoot!
MegaMouth: No. I surrender!
Punmiester: Then come on. You must come back to base with me, anti-pig.
MegaMouth: I'm not anti-pog.
Punmiester: Of course you are.
MegaMouth: No. we thought you were anti-pog. But we've both been tricked into this war. We thought you were kidnapping pog. And now my team runs to their own destruction.
Punmiester:Is this true?
Megamouth: Yes.
Punmiester: How can I know?
Megamouth: I wrote a manifesto called, Bring back Pog. Here it is.
Punmiester: 'Tis true. But how did you find out we were pro-pog as well.
Megamouth: Basil.
Punmiester: We must needs warn everyone in order to stop the war.
Megamouth: True. I'll go stop my own.
Punmiester: I'll warn Burnham.
IV. Consumation
Giest: We are at the bridge. Now to destroy everything for Pog's sake.
Burnham: Set your sites well, Brick. Our last moments have come. But if we go down, everyone goes down.
Brick: Weapons are set.
Burnham: Goodbye Minds. It ''twas nice to live.
Punmiester: Stop!
Burnham: You shout at me?
Punmiester: Sorry. Burnham!
Burnham: myself.
Punmiester: The war is off. The whole thing was a trick by the anti-pog. The signals were false and were sent to both sides. Everything was arranged to start this war and self-destroy the pro-pog forces.
Brick: Basil?
Punmiester: No. No one in our ranks.
Burnham: I'll announc ceasefire.
Punmiester: Megamouth will soon arrive to inform them of the whole thing.