To ERRR is human,, TO ARRR is pirate....

FEw people ever ask questions of my stories.. Why?  I supposed the one or two people that have I scared to death after a few conversations.

Why?  I will tell a tale. I was writing a book online. IT is there and you can find it. Not on Minds but another site.  And this Islamic lady was writing her tale too.  And the site required reviews and acknowledgements etc.

She liked what I had written. And specifically asked two questions. And? Well, I answered them.  This spooked her.  What were those questions? Personal and none of your business.

But then she asked about my story.  You see I write poetry and stories about what I see.  And at that point in time 2018 the planet age according to my memory was 5.3 billion years old and the next galaxy would not hit for another 2 billion years.

She asked why so specific 377,000 light years diameter, and age of earth at 6.5 billion years.  And I answered her the answer.

Now this is where most people do not understand religion and djinns or demons and well me.  She understood my answer when I said that that earth would have hit the galaxy in 365000 years.

Say what?  According to the internet here the next galaxy will hit in 4.5 billion years while according to the internet in 2018 it was 2 billion years.

So what are you trying to say? Oh. forgive me.  Islamic religion believe that djinn and angels fight during the galaxy collisions that occur here some 4.5 billion years into a future. While for me. My galaxy spun at a 1000 years a rotation.  Meaning? According to the muslim religion I was at the door step of either the greatest war between demons/djinns and angels. Or and here is the funny part which she understood and not meaning do.  I was an advanced party from the other galaxy sent to fight a war that is so far being lost by the djinns. 

Meaning? I think your authors here Robert Asprin wrote it best.  You see I claim to be a dimension time traveler.  And a demon is nothing more than a being from another reality.  And to make matters worse for me I am possessing someone else body and sleeping in someone else underwear.. Sleep tight for the shadow are real tonight.