The 78th Gender

So I was playing some Dungeons and Dragons and I realized that it is my pride and privilege to announce to the Minds community that I have ascertained that I am the 78th Gender called "Shwiggawiggawiggawiggawiggawigga Wonky".  I am going to move to New York and sue the next person who missgenders me.  From now on everyone will refer to me as "Shwiggawiggawiggawiggawiggawigga Wonky" instead of he, him, she, or her.  If I catch you missgendering me I am going to sue you.  Just so you know the sexual gender called "Shwiggawiggawiggawiggawiggawigga Wonky" is basically just a male who has decided that he wants to capitalize on the various gender crazes and not be left out.  You know, just a dude who loves women and lesbians.  Just letting you know that if you missgender me from now on you will be sued for a quarter of a million dollars (if it happens in the state of New York).  If you have a problem with it take it up with your God, because I was made this way.  It isn't surprising that you have never heard of this gender because I am the only one.  I should be considered a protected species. 

What?  Are you going to tell the judge that you just didn't know?  That is no excuse!  You should have asked! 

See, I will just think of myself as a pioneer and let people discover the other 75 genders and they can catch up to me