Sunday Jokes!

Little Billy

LITTLE BILLY ON..GRAMMAR: One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.



First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.



She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

The teacher responded encouragingly, "Excellent, Michael!"



Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just f***ing beautiful!"

Covering one's stick!


Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit into the bus.

The husband and the blind man decide to walk. 

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the blind man's stick as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."



The blind man replies resentfully, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."