The 5 Best Energy Drinks EVER!
The 5 Best Energy Drinks EVER!
Listiclese here and I love energy drinks! Actually, the doc says I can’t drink them no more, but my kidneys still scream in pleasure from every sip of the 5 Best Energy Drinks EVER!!!
1. Lost
One of the first energy drinks I actually liked the taste of, Lost from skateboarding company Lost Enterprise was a sweet and tangy treat, guaranteed to have your teeth abscess in under a year! It was great for hangovers and any day that needed some sweet hype to it! Sadly it is no longer available...
2. No Fear
Another brand turned energy drink, No Fear was put out under the Sobe brand and it killed the competition. Need to go 4X4ing while hang gliding and snowboarding at the same time? No Fear was the one to make you think you could do it, then promptly spin your tires out and crash into a frozen creek! This one has also gone on to the afterlife in the Halls of Valcaffa
3. Rip It
Good for a cheap thrill, these are always under a dollar, sometimes 2 for a buck! Got many a men and women through the day. With a multitude of flavors to choose from, the best is any berry or extra caffeine selections!
4. Four Loko
These motherfuckers have killed men bigger than I, do not underestimate their power! Packed with caffeine and at least 12% alcohol, these were staples of the college student's life for a while. Though they took the caffeine out thanks to legislative threats, they still taste nasty as fuck!
5. Bang
The newest kid on the block, and from the makers of the deadly Redline energy drinks, Bang has rainbow of flavors, such as Cotton Candy and Blue Razz, each bursting with flavor and no sugar! These chemical cocktails will keep you up well past your bedtime!
Those are my 5 favorite energy drinks of all time! What about you? Do you drink this crap, or is there something else you could recommend? Let us know in the comments!