This was made at the suggestion of @Curator_Sarm!
Fingers are great little things, they can do a lot! But what is some things our fingers can do that other body parts can't? Let's take a look!
Got a booger really itching back up in the corner of the nostril? Time to use your trusty index finger! A little scuttler creeping in the hair? Your pinkie finger can handle that! Getting boogers out of your body is not only healthy, but a tasty snack as well!
That dingleberry has really been itching the past few hours but, for some reason, people look down on others for digging around their trousers. Is anyone around? No? Good! Get to digging! Sometimes the police can even get involved, so watch out and make sure your office door is closed all the way!
I hear that some people don’t believe that 6 million Jews died in WWII! That’s insane! Why would anyone even care? WWII was like a thousand years ago, a lot more than 6 million have died since! And when it comes to numbers, no one’s got it beat other than Scientology's very own Xenu and the billions killed with his hydrogen bombs and volcanoes right here on Earth! Now that’s a Holocaust!
Those are my thoughts on what makes fingers so special! What do you think? Let me know in the comments!