Fuck It, Before It Fucks You #64 (I bring you the healer. Feel your disease)
Hey guys! Guess what? I voted today! Yay! For all the good that’s going to do, but Washington makes it so easy I always end up doing it just because I’m bored. Unfortunately they make you declare your party and then if you vote for anyone from the other party then none of your votes count. Shame. I would have liked to write in Ron Paul to challenge Trump, but alas, no.
On the other side of the ballot, the race now seems to be down to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders. I’m predicting now that Biden will end up getting nominated and then basically hand the general election to Trump. Then of course the Democrats will blame it on Russia and everyone who didn’t want to vote for a war mongering, wall street loving child molester. But speaking of child molesters, it seems Mike Bloomberg dropped out after spending $½ billion. Someone posted on Twitter that this is an example of why the rich need to be eaten, but I think a better example is the fact that this piece of shit has 5 phone numbers in Jeffery Epstein’s black book. The same Jeffery Epstein who didn’t kill himself. Oddly enough, I haven’t heard much about that. I mean, except from the Russian trolls trying to divide America by turning us against our billionaire pedophile ruling class.
But the news isn’t all bad. As always, every dark cloud has a silver lining. And in this instance, the silver lining is that if we’re really really lucky, the Coronavirus will kill us all before election day! That’s what everyone around here seems to think is gonna happen anyway. Myself, I’ve lived through way too many pandemics to pay this one any attention. At least I try not to, but of course it’s all over social media, and every organization I’m affiliated with has to have an action plan for it. Seems the plan is that everyone should wash their hands and work from home. Still trying to figure out how you work from home in the food service industry, or in urban permaculture for that matter. I have noticed that grocery stores are selling out of hand soap and paper towels, which tells me that apparently the classy, judgemental people of Seattle just now started washing their hands regularly. Blissfully unaware that over-washing their hands is going to scrape off protective layers of their skin, making them more vulnerable to infections. I’m sure they’re all using antibacterial soap too. Which kills 99% of bacteria, leaving the strongest 1% alive with no competition!
Anyway, I am, of course, not a doctor, or anyone who has any idea what the fuck is going on for that matter. So the only advice I can give anyone to get through this is wash your hands within reason, try very hard not to cough or sneeze on anyone, keep calm and say Fuck It! Before it fucks you.