VARIOUS VORTICES EP.7: SURF ROCKIN’ APOCALYPSO! A PHANTOM FINGERS SUMMER MUSIC SPOOKTACULAR

In Episode 7 of The Various Vortices of Xylen Roberts Podcast, I present to you a spooooooooky summer themed music showcase. We will be hearing songs from conscious British rapper Rubb, experimental electronic producer Johnny Jitters (in the form of his projects Noots and Rainsleep) from Pittsburgh PA, and pirate folk metal rocker Pirates De Dios (aka Pirate Larry), who is out roaming the Seven Seas as we speak. How appropriate for a maritime themed project, eh? We will also be hearing from my experimental folk and lofi art rock project Phantom Fingers. Of course this isn't your ordinary beach boogie: Over here on Razzleberry Island, the apocalypse has come early this year and the beaches and sunny tourist destinations are overflowing with cannibal cyclops, flying bat demons and other wretched beasts spewed up from the depths of hell; Pan the God of Panic doing a pan flute solo in his Dick Dale Tribute Band; zombie surfers and their zombie land lovers too stuck inside their I Phones and VR headsets to view the world around them, let alone anything resembling TRUTH. Annnnnnnnnnd so on and so forth. Yes indeed the Rapture is in full force at this year's Summer Spooktacular....and I don't mean popular early 00s dance rock darlings The Rapture lol. Although that would be cool too. Dance punk is do for a comeback. You know who else is due for a comeback? Jesus Christ, baby! Whoooooooooah! Zinger! I got a whole bucketful of these Apocalypse centered jokes, baby! Anyway, on with the show! Check it out at the following links: