I Will Turn Your Original Short Story/Written Work Into A Complete Audio Narration For a Fee (Complete with Voice Acting, Music, Sound effects, etc.)
Hey all, Xylen Roberts here. Many of you know me. But for those who don't, here's the run down: I am a multidisciplinarian artist: writer, vocalist, multi instrumentalist, producer, comedian. I have been doing music and writing (songs, short stories, poems) for almost twenty years. In addition to singing/rapping in my music, I am also a capable voice actor. Examples of this are numerous and can be found on my Soundcloud, and many more sites, links below. Anyway, this is not meant to be a narcissistic boast. I am here to say that now I am ready to work FOR YOU in a way, by offering my services to help you take your own work to the next level.
Recently I started doing my own podcasts, and of my already released podcasts, I started doing fully actualized short story ones for some of the episodes complete with voice acting, narration, music and sound effects. The thought recently occurred to me after seeing some of the other writing talents on this site in particular: why not help some of them take their work to the next level? And that's where I come in. For a fee, I will take your original short story or other shorter written work (factual articles, bumps for your original art, etc.) and turn it into a fully realized audio piece of art complete with voice acting, narration, music, and sound effects.
The price run down will go as such:
THE BASIC BLIP BLURB PACKAGE
For $15 dollars or 25 tokens I will turn a short couple paragraph long written work of your choosing into a living breathing audio recording. This could be useful for making your Minds introduction info section come alive OR for making a blurb about your original art come alive and take it to the next level. For an extra 5 dollars/5 tokens, I will write the little blurb myself or re write the info section (if yr unhappy with it).
DELUXYLEN PACKAGE (aka The Deluxe Xylen Package)
For $50 dollars or 70 tokens I will take an entire short story of yours and turn it into a glistening audiobook/radio serial worthy presentation complete with narration, voice acting, original music, and sound effects. Furthermore, since this is getting into deluxe package Territory, I will work WITH YOU to get it just to your liking. Don't like the music for section? No problem. I have pretty much covered every conceivable genre of music in my career, I'm like Bowie or Zappa or something. There isn't a style I can't do. So if there's a certain type of music you want, you got it. Don't like the sound effects for a section? No problem, I know how to hunt down the best sounds. For 50 dollars, I will work to make sure it gets to your specifications. Annnnnnnd for an extra 10 dollars, I will feature the original story in one of my next Various Vortices podcasts. We could even work out an interview if you want. Of course, if you don't want this, that's no problem either. I will just give you the audio file and you can do with it whatever you want.
THE SUPER DELUXXXE CHUNKY BEAST PACKAGE
For $100 dollars or 150 tokens, I will NOT ONLY turn your complete original short story into a fully actualized audiobook/radio serial presentation complete with narration, voice acting, original music, and sound effects. I WILL ALSO turn it into a video as well complete with video editing, special effects, and all that razmatazz jazz baby! This video is for you to do with whatever you want, but if you're down, I will showcase it on my BitChute for no extra charge. I mean this is the Super Deluxe Chunky Beast Package man, this shit is like a radioactive dragon terrorizing the countryside. Why would I charge extra? Its dick is massive enough.
THE SLIGHTLY SMALLER BUT STILL PRETTY TIGHT CHUNKY BEAST PACKAGE
This is basically like the Super Deluxe Chunky Beast except its basically doing the same thing for a much smaller written blurb or info section, like the first section. The ultimate way to spruce up your info section or a blurb about your art is with a video complete with narration, music, and all the rest of it. The price for this will be $70 bucks or 100 tokens.
Here are some links to my work:
My Various Vortices Podcast (second episode, 'The Chemtrail Caper Concerto' is a great example of my short stories and is fully realized with all the fixins')
https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/sets/the-various-vortices-of-xylen
Samsara Junkyard is my other podcast where I do music reviews in the form of surreal short stories:
https://soundcloud.com/samsarajunkyard
My Soundcloud in general is a great intro to my music as well:
https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/sets/the-best-of-xylen-roberts
my record label: https://avadhutarecords.bandcamp.com/
My BitChute. Rather than take you to main sites, here are some examples of videos that I think best exemplify all my talents in one, particularly the 'Grab Em' By The Flat Earth' video:
BitChute skits playlist:
https://www.bitchute.com/playlist/kh6fWZyhtaPX/
BitChute music playlist:
https://www.bitchute.com/playlist/t16a8sn6TByH/
BitChute discussions playlist:
https://www.bitchute.com/playlist/7WoLiD8PcnoY/
So, as you can see, plenty of links to check out my work. So if you're interested, PM me today. Thank ya kindly! Hope to hear from you soon. Peace!
Xylen