Even Though He's Dead, John McCain is Still Gay

Oh, John McCain, where do I even begin?  In his younger years, he took great joy in bombing civilian populations. He didn't care too much for fighting the actual soldiers, because all he was good at when it came to fighting the enemy was getting captured.

Who can forget how he helped cover up the executions of the remaining prisoners of war in Vietnam?  Neither the US government nor the Vietnamese governments wanted to be embarrassed, so they both just shut up about it.  John McCain voted AGAINST going to get the rest of our prisoners.  The rest of the people he was locked up with in the camps in Hanoi.  My opinion is that he had a reason for that.  Had they come home, everybody would know that McCain had been giving the Vietnamese intel while in the camps.

He conspired with Muslims to help enable the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on 9/11/2001, helped destabilize the Middle East, then created ISIS to try and force Sharia law on the Western world.  John McCain was an even bigger piece of garbage than George W. Bush.  There, I said it. 

Maybe this sounds like an eulogy, maybe it's the eulogy he actually deserved.

John McCain is gay, and he's still a giant piece of shit.
And a little birdie told me he didn't really die of cancer, he was actually executed for treason.   God, I hope that's true, and if so I hope Clinton and Obama are next in line for the Treason Train.