Height is theft.
Also beauty. The existence of tall, beautiful people oppresses everyone else.
FACT: those with more height and looks statistically get jobs, raises, tips, gifts and all-around better treatment over midget goblins. Also dick and pussy. Dick and pussy that would otherwise be equally distributed.
When the people of France said, “Give us bread,” Marie Antoinette said, “Let them eat dicks.” So the peasants cut her head off to show how hard that is when you’re short.
It’s true. Marie hasn’t eaten a dick to this day.
