America shouldn’t be the world police. It’s condescending and hawkish. America should be the world nanny. Instead of arming terrorists to overthrow governments we don’t like, just take away the whole country’s dessert. Better yet, send the entire population to bed without supper. Assuming they have enough food for supper to be a thing there. And should a dictator or warlord get especially uppity, we spank his bottom in front of all his child soldiers. Then send him to bed without any children.