I believe one day, Earth will be contacted by an advanced race of aliens from a far away planet. Of course, such a day will be devastating for us--especially for us Liberals. After all, as much as we hate the wealthy, we'll suddenly have to deal with the fact that there's an entire planet filled with people that have better stuff than all of us, and we'll realize that this will mean all of us are far more oppressed than we could have ever imagined.