Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I put it to you that the word "landlord" is simply a more respectable-sounding term for what might otherwise be known as a "property pimp".
Every year my grandma asks me what I want for Christmas, and every year I tell her the same thing: "You've been dead for over a decade, grandma! I just want you to leave us alone!"
My personal trainer thinks that I should reduce the amount of time I spend jerking off in the shower. Sorry pal, but I'm just as entitled to use the facilities as any other gym member.
Amazing Facts #203: An Olympic-sized swimming pool can hold enough water to fill an entire Olympic-sized swimming pool.