THAT AWKWARD MOMENT you try to discuss non-conformist ideas on the internet, but Google, Facebook, and Twitter are all immediately threatening your ass like:
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I'm disappointed that the government won't recognise masochist rights as being equal to other forms of sexuality. Its feels like a slap in the face, which I bloody love.
"It's not my fault I'm sharing our secrets with other people. I just don't feel protected by you any more. Please promise me we're going to stay connected... Does my bandwidth look big in this?"
~ Insecure WiFi
Since making the switch to typing exclusively with my nose, I've actually made relatively few smelling mistakes!