I'm disappointed that the government won't recognise masochist rights as being equal to other forms of sexuality. Its feels like a slap in the face, which I bloody love.

"It's not my fault I'm sharing our secrets with other people. I just don't feel protected by you any more. Please promise me we're going to stay connected... Does my bandwidth look big in this?" ~ Insecure WiFi

Since making the switch to typing exclusively with my nose, I've actually made relatively few smelling mistakes!