As someone who has been doing residential moving work for over a decade, I have worked for many clients who were gay couples, and many clients who were lesbian couples. The pattern I have noticed is that gay couples have clean homes and tend to be fairly organized on moving day. By contrast, lesbians are absolutely disgusting, filthy animals. I got sticky mystery slime on my hands twice yesterday from moving couches and desks owned by lesbians. Seriously, what the funk? I'm charging lesbians extra $$ from now on.