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PALM BEACH, FL — Trump is courting controversy again after bragging during an interview with Megyn Kelly that he could abort a baby on Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters.
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ANAHEIM, CA — In the world’s largest pedophile bust ever, federal agents stormed the Happiest Place on Earth™ and just arrested any adult who was visiting the park solo.
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ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, NJ — As part of a new marketing initiative, the makers of Dove soap have announced they will be replacing the brand’s longtime bird silhouette logo with a more body-positive image of a manatee.
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HUGER, SC — A team of Marines was seen trudging through the woods, stopping every 30 feet to wave a key fob around in a 90° arc, say campers at Francis Marion National Forest. The Marines, who traveled in a tactical column, were allegedly on a mission to locate, close with, and recover the F-35 figh...
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